Theophilus
Spanish
Gold

 



Original: NFS
Paper, watercolor, and red ink

This is one of my first calligraphy attempts, and the letters are only 1/16 inch high. I wrote them with a goose quill back in the mid 1980's

This miniature painting is a chapter from the ca 1100 AD arts treatise by the German monk Theophilus. The recipe is for making an artificial gold in the method used by the heathens in Spain, namely the Moors. I don't know what he was thinking, but it is a HOOT! You have to feed roosters so much that they get fat and lay eggs. Then the eggs are put in a stone lined pit and hatched by toads. This produces Basilisks, which are then burnt in a perforated urn, their ashes mixed with some vinegar and the blood of a red-headed man, and the resulting concoction spread onto copper plates. The plates are placed in a fire and a golden crust develops.

 

Easy, eh? Poor little Basilisks. We had one hatch back at my old house. One day my ex-wife woke up and found a hen's egg in the planter in the bathroom. Over the course of several days a ceramic toad was seen sitting on the egg. One day she woke me up to tell me that the egg had hatched and there were little chicken like foot prints all over the counter. We looked, but we couldn't find him.

 

Sadly, the next day the footprints got too close to the sink. A smudge showed that the little guy must have slipped down the drain. I just hope he is doing well down there in the sewers of Ann Arbor.